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3:19pm July 23, 2014

broughttoyoubytheletterfive:

Is This A Fall Out Boy Song Or A Jaden Smith Tweet

12:41am July 23, 2014

ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy

11:00pm July 22, 2014

I just punched myself in the face taking off my bra how the fuck does that even fucking happen

6:02pm July 22, 2014
milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

6:02pm July 22, 2014

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

6:01pm July 22, 2014

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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6:01pm July 22, 2014

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

7:39pm July 21, 2014
7:39pm July 21, 2014

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

7:38pm July 21, 2014

slenclerman:

*plays all your snapchats that i screenshotted at ur funeral*

7:38pm July 21, 2014
  • Woman: I'm smart
  • Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
  • Woman: I'm creative
  • Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
  • Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
  • Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
  • Woman: I have value
  • Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
  • Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
  • Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
7:38pm July 21, 2014
eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

6:10pm July 21, 2014
baebees:

go to ur hairdresser and ask for this

baebees:

go to ur hairdresser and ask for this

10:53pm July 20, 2014

maccasass:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

So I was watching Supernatural and my dad walks in and all casual says ” Is this the show that your second cousin is in” and I’m just kinda like “ha ha dad very funny” but then he says “No seriously, his name is… Marvin? Mica? I don’t know, something weird like that.” and he just walks away

That’s the story of how I found out that I’m related to Misha Collins and died

#so real talk about much porn do you think she’s read about her cousin

10:51pm July 20, 2014

lightbringing-fallen-angel:

kennedyclintonkat:

brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

  • tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

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