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12:58pm September 20, 2014
12:58pm September 20, 2014

minnisrecovery:

Always remember to drink water. Not for weight loss or whatever, but to hydrate your organs, fuel your mind and boost your energy. Not to mention your mood will improve. your body will thank you

12:58pm September 20, 2014

senile-snake:

pipesandsushi:

I don’t even know why I’m laughing so hard

LAUGHING HARDER THAN I SHOULD

12:57pm September 20, 2014

cyberthug13:

sometimes i get tired of killing these bugs and i try to compromise w them like “broe you can chill in this bathroom all you want at night or when im not using it just dont let me catch you or yo partnas slippin next time”

12:57pm September 20, 2014

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

12:57pm September 20, 2014

unfollowfriday:

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

12:57pm September 20, 2014

amywinehouseofficial:

"ew why would u swallow"

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12:56pm September 20, 2014
12:56pm September 20, 2014

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

12:56pm September 20, 2014

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

12:56pm September 20, 2014

gnumblr:

visiting your animal crossing town after months of not playing

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12:56pm September 20, 2014

tyleroakley:

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

right but now you have responsibilitrees

i’m sorry

12:56pm September 20, 2014

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

12:55pm September 20, 2014

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists